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My First Blog Post About Harry Potter (with Spoilers!*)

August 1st, 2007

*Spoilers are NOT from any Harry Potter book or movie. I promise. Please – don’t go! Truly! I wouldn’t lie about something like that.

Recently, I was minding my own business, checking in on some blogs I enjoy, when I stumbled on a link to a video on YouTube. Nothing shocking there. These sorts of links litter teh internets. Much of the time I don’t click said links, but this post was so compelling, I had to click it. I had to know. What was The Mysterious Ticking Noise?**

All right. Let me just cut to the chase. This video, if you have not seen it, has wedged itself into my brain, and I feel the sadistic need to pass it on to you, my lovelies. Here’s why: my hypothesis is that it’s just like in The Ring – in order for me to escape the horrible fate that awaits me after having seen the video, I must get someone else to watch it.***

Please, internet friends. Go watch it and save my soul.

You know, if I’m right about the Ring connection, you might ought to organize and maybe take numbers and watch it sequentially instead of all y’all at once. I’m just sayin’.

In the interest of full disclosure, the lovely Anne, author of the compelling post, had this to say about the video:
“That song is like Herpes. Once you get it, you never get rid of it.”

Now if that didn’t compel you to go watch it, nothing will.

**Connection to Harry Potter will become clear upon viewing video.

***Aaaaaarggghh! Spoiler!!!


  1. coffeypot says

    I think I missed that part in the book. But is was bettr than the movie.

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  2. admin says

    AAAAahhhh! Don’t spoil the movie! I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m sure it’s a lot like the book I just finished. (No, I’m not to book 7 yet. Sheesh, no pressure or anything….)

    It is kinda catchy, isn’t it?

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  3. Steph says


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  4. admin says

    Bah ha ha ha ha!


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  5. KLee says

    Offspring discovered the Potter Puppet Pals about three weeks ago, and she’s been playing them nonstop. 🙂 Pretty freaky that you are aware of them as well. This nugget o’information might be considered a spoiler, but I’m going to deflower your virgin ears and tell you anyway: This was the third one I’ve seen, and Dumbledore manages to get naked in all of them. IIRC, in the first one I saw, he mumbles something about “naked time!”

    I especially thought the “Harry Potter — huhnh!” with completing crotch thrust (do puppets *have* crotches?!) was the most …um… disturbing of the lot. 🙂

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  6. admin says

    I don’t like to think about puppet crotches because it calls to mind terrible things like, “Where’s my hand right now?”

    Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron WEASley.

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